Where does that leave Hillary Clinton? Well I’ll leave that up to you…
The trouble is, nobody beats Chuck.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist.
When Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris’ hand can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.