This week, having had the astounding privilege of welcoming a new baby called Ivy into our family, I've been wracking my brains to find a decent answer to the question, 'What will I call my children?'
It's a difficult question, you see, since any soubriquet will have to compliment the existing surname. But I have put in the work. Here are some names that might precede Rowe with the required degree of elegance/insouciance:
Fay (or Fair)
Plus, if one becomes a professional wrestler, there's always:
Children. For me. Aren't you just longing for that day?