About an hour ago, in the Links pub, my leprechaun of a good luck charm of a fiancee (and I) watched Manchester United win the Premier League. For the third year in a row. The same three years for which Maria has been supporting them. She knows no failure; she knows no defeat.
And it doesn't stop there. In world football, there are only two teams which Maria has actually seen in action – Truro City and Exeter City. These are her 'bonus' teams, when in need of respite from MUFC online blogs and youtube videos of Wayne Rooney's gorgeous face. And how did they do this year? Champions. Both of them. Oh yes.
My fiancee is magical. If you wish to hire her to support your club, do be in touch.